The Chaff

Archive for September, 2004

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

The Land of the Free

An provision in the 9-11 reform bill legalizes extraordinary rendition.
You’re walking to your car as you get off work—late, but finally caught up at last. The parking lot is dark, empty. As you fiddle for the right key, a charcoal grey cargo van pulls up alongside you. The windowless door slides open; two men in [...]

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Tuesday, September 28th, 2004

For everything else, there’s Bush

American soldiers killed: 1050
Minimum number of Iraqi civilians killed: 12,943
Dollars spent: over $137 billion.
WMDs found: 0
Destroying international credibility and galvanizing terrorist groups in their hatred of the US:
PRICELESS.

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Friday, September 24th, 2004

Who really forged the TANG memos

Photographic, indisputable evidence of the perpetrator of the the TANG memos:

Now, we just need to positively identify the culprit…

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Tuesday, September 7th, 2004

“Observe It in the Truth of Reality”

Fellow writers, keep this link for those times you feel like that dark sludge dredged itself up from the clogged shower drain, dyed itself purple, and splattered itself all over your prose.
Pete over at the Dark Window has stumbled across Bob Pratt, a brilliant new spokesman for Bush’s election campaign. This has to go [...]

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Saturday, September 4th, 2004

Okay, so 9-11 did change a few things

While watching the Republican National Convention, I realized that 9-11 apparantly did change a few things. For instance, we need to revise the pledge of allegiance. Here’s my suggestion:
I pledge allegiance to the flag divinely appointed president of the United States of America, and to the republic party for which it he stands, one nation, [...]

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